I don’t judge, just post the facts:
- If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure. - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
- So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? — Christina Aguilera
- Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel
- I’m convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism. - Milos Forman, Film director
- When I’m a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they’ll believe me because they weren’t listening to me. - Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.
- The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
- You guys, line up alphabetically by height. - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
- I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)
- I think war is a dangerous place. - George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)
- I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman, Golfer
- It’s nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he’ll bring a drill or something. - Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college
- Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal
- These people haven’t seen the last of my face. If I go down, I’m going down standing up. - Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player
- I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off’. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid. - Paris Hilton (December 2003)
- Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.